This happened to my husband's friend. So he's cruising down the road going home from work (this was in the bullshit pre-covid days when we all thought it was acceptable to spend crazy amounts of time commuting back and forth from the office every damn day). He's going like 70 and the back window of his car shatters and sprays glass everywhere. He pulls over and is obviously very shaken and dazed. Cop shows up, and husband's friend is like, I have NO IDEA what happened, glass just sprayed everywhere, it's a mystery. And the cop looks in the car and is like, hmm, maybe this bloody dead goose in the backseat has something to do with it...unless it was there before?? Yes, a dead goose literally fell from the sky through his back car window. Those assholes will go after you EVEN WHEN THEY ARE DEAD.
I died when the goose got in the car!!
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This happened to my husband's friend. So he's cruising down the road going home from work (this was in the bullshit pre-covid days when we all thought it was acceptable to spend crazy amounts of time commuting back and forth from the office every damn day). He's going like 70 and the back window of his car shatters and sprays glass everywhere. He pulls over and is obviously very shaken and dazed. Cop shows up, and husband's friend is like, I have NO IDEA what happened, glass just sprayed everywhere, it's a mystery. And the cop looks in the car and is like, hmm, maybe this bloody dead goose in the backseat has something to do with it...unless it was there before?? Yes, a dead goose literally fell from the sky through his back car window. Those assholes will go after you EVEN WHEN THEY ARE DEAD.
this needs to be in a movie! I would DIE.
The woman stole this Uber from this goose, who is merely trying to get home for the holidays.
that goose is telling her goose family all about this broad over christmas dinner. what a bitch
“This kid makes me feel so much, can you hold some of it?” YES!!